You probably go to movies and expect the same things from every villian. Then you end up yeling at the screen and hope that the hero will finially have an unpleasant ending. It's not gong to happen. Yet, there may be a time when it does. This is a small list dedicated to all the villians out there who strive to be better. If they follow some of these rules, they would have a chance at become ruler's of the world.

1.) Never give your plans away to the hero. He will always manage to find a loop-hole and capture you.
2.) There is no such thing as a Death Ray and if there is, it probably kills an object within a few weeks and not instantly.
3.) Never order from the ACME company.
4.) No matter how poor you are, you will always manage to scrounge up enough money for a mind control device.
5.) Never put faith into your sidekicks.
6.) Keep al plans short and too the point.
7.) The hero's death does not have to be glorious. The simplest object will do fine.
8.) Don't let the good guy have his last wish. It will turn against your advantage.
9.) Working with other bad-guys is good, as long as they don't try to spoil your fame and glory.
10.) Once you capture the hero, unmask him! If he's rich, you could get money off of him/her. ;)



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